These are genuine content that appeared
in various Church bulletins.
1. The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
2. The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.'
The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
3. Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of thosethings not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
4. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile atsomeone who is hard to love. Say 'Hell' to someone who doesn't care muchabout you.
5. Don't let worry kill you - let the Church help.
6. Miss Mabel Mason then sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obviouspleasure to the entire congregation.
7. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nurserydownstairs.
8. Next Thursday there will be try outs for the choir. Please come. They need all the helpthey can get.
9. John Benson and Jenny Carter were married on 24th October in the Parish Church.So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
10. A baked beans on toast supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the Church Hall.
Loud Music to follow.
11. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?'Come early and listen to our choir practice.
12. Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition ofseveral new members and to the deterioration of some older ones
13. Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to berecycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
14. Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceasedperson you want remembered.
15. The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment andgracious hostility.
16. Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.
17. The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They maybe seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
18. This evening at 7pm there will be a hymn singing in the park acrossfrom the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
19. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10am. All ladiesare invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.
20. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation wouldlend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
21. The Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm.
Please use the back door.
22. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Churchbasement Friday at 7pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
23. Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the Roman Catholic Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.
24. The Minister unveiled the Church's new campaign sloganlast Sunday: 'We upped our Pledges by 50% last year - up yours this year.'
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