March 20 - MEN'S DAY

Every 14th of February we get the chance to show how much we appreciate our wives, girlfriends, mistresses or secretaries by showering them with gifts, flowers,
dinners, shows and anything else we think might win us a few brownie points or get us in to their knickers.

Secretly, we feel left out. That's right...left out.

There's no special day for the ladies to show their appreciation for us, the men in their lives. In fact, men as a whole are either too proud or too embarrassed to admit it.

That is why a new Special Day has been specifically created so that ladies can have a day to show us just how much they love and appreciate us.No cards, no flowers, no special gifts, no special nights on the town. The date is 20th March and the name of the holiday explains it all........

TV Dinner, Blow Job & Shut the F#ck Up Day.

Simple, effective and self-explanatory..

The twin pairing of Valentine's Day and TV Dinner, Blow Job & Shut the F#ck Up Day will usher in a new age of love and understanding, as men everywhere will try much harder on 14th February to ensure appreciative reciprocation from their women-folk on 20th March.

The word about TV Dinner, Blow Job & Shut the F#ck Up Day is spreading quickly, but as with all new Special Days, it needs a little push to start the ball rolling.

So spread the word, chaps, and help bring love and understanding in to our lives....