STADIUM ANNOUNCEMENTS OF THE WEEK
“His wife always dreamed of a hunky fireman, but all she got was a chunky tyre-man.”
Announcer at Man Utd-Villa, introducing one of the participants in the half-time penalty shoot-out.
“And in the Championship, West Brom 0-2 Colchester.” (Boos ring around stadium)…“Don’t worry they are still going down…”
Reading out the half-time scores during Southend’s home game v Walsall.
“The attendance is 12,995. Thank you - and remember, no-one loves you or your money more than Cardiff City Football Club.”
Ninian Park announcer.
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