Check Your Child's Homework

Here's a drawing submitted by a child showing what her mother did for a living.






(And here's the reply the teacher received the following day)



Dear Mrs. Jones,


I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at B&Q and I told my daughter how hectic it was last month when the snow hit.


I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it.



Her picture doesn't show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at B&Q. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.


Sincerely,

Mrs. Smith