Thursday, October 25, 2007

Schmeicel joins Fowler and Hasselbaink at City

CASPER MAKES A FLYING SAVE
... Oops, sorry, wrong Kasper!
Think it's now established beyond doubt, as if there ever was any with most City fans, that Dave Jones cocked up by pushing Neil Alexander out of the club without an equivalent or better replacement lined up. By trying to fix what wasn't broken, a heavy price is being paid.

In desperation, or is it now complete disarray?, in comes another one. The 4th keeper Barmy Dave has tried this year. It's Kasper Schmeicel, son of the Great Dane Peter, who has slipped to 3rd choice after playing Man City's first 7 games in their explosive start to the season and who was, just a few weeks ago, being half-begged to commit an international future to England where's he lived virtually all his life.

A loan seems sensible as it was apparent he has a few rough edges to his game and needs more experience. Rest assured Kasper, I'm sure Cardiff's defence will provide that for you.

However fans were shocked to learn what was initially touted as a remainder of season deal does in fact appear to be just 1 month. In that time, Schmeicel can play a maximum of just 4 games given cup commitments (he's cup tied) and 2 weekend breaks.

How can this be in anyone's interest?

Dave Jones feels the pressure and he enjoys it

So he is as stupid as he sometimes looks and many of his decisions !

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/cardiff_city/7062611.stm

Kevin Cooper is a Trannie

City forgotten man, Kevin Cooper, has joined League One Tranmere Rovers, managed by City cult figure, Ronnie Moore.

Cooper has been surplus all season with 4 wideman ahead of him but few have shown interest in signing him or taking him on loan. This loan spell is for 1 month only.

With Coops gone, presumably City now need to find someone else to help sell the programmes pre-game and flips the burgers at half-time.

Saturday, October 20, 2007

SUNRISE in SOUTH WALES

A few photos of a gorgeous Barry and Cardiff late Autumn sunrise taken from home in Barry and then Cardiff Bay heading to work.

If you can't see the pictures in this email, click here to see it in a web browser:
http://www.kodakgallery.co.uk/I.jsp?c=z44xjkd.3h53urn0p&x=0&h=1&y=-iaswoo

Friday, October 19, 2007

The Police - Regatta de Plonkas

Main Attraction
Alberto Y Lost Trios Paranoias
(Yep, it ain't you Sting!)

The Police, who somehow become one of the biggest groups in the world, play Millennium Stadium tonight in front of 55,000 on their "f*ck it, we know it's shite and nobody really listens other than the bored and lost souls tuned to Real Radio but let's cash in" World tour.

£85 a ticket? - that's what I call a STING!

There are plenty of groups I love still being about or reforming but, Stewart Copeland's magnificent drumming apart, I'd like to make an exception for this group.

OK, back in the day, I quite liked them. Well until they went shit on us anyway and even bored us at gigs with music interludes with Sting's yeah-o, yay-o, yay--o-O (repeat ad nauseam for about 2 and a half days)! That was after 2 albums but what did they care? They'd cracked it.

It's all a far cry that what must be their first ever Cardiff appearance. Just £1 to see Manchester spoof punk outfit Alberto Y Lost Trios Paranoias. As usual, I went to the Rose and Crown (now Barfly) for a pre-gig bevvy and missed the support act.

"Who was it? What were they like?", I asked as I got in.

Shitty bleached blonde reggae white boys in jumpsuits. The feckin' Police or something, shite. Got gobbed all set, drinks hurled their way, a typical Kairdiff Top Rank welcome back then. Glad I missed that then. At the time, they were better known for a Wrigley's Spearmint Gum ad going up a tube escalator holding outsized packs of gum.


Nine months later I was back, the place packed as the white reggae boys found their songs Can't Stand Losing You, Roxanne and co suddenly became hits about 2 years after they first bombed. Loved it too and they pulled the birds in but it was now £3 to see them but wahey! Not long after, I lost all interest in them but the world everywhere now loved them and those lost 20 something girls are no doubt dragging their men along tonight - poor sods..

Cardiff Top Rank was buried long ago - now covered by Primark - a shame the venue's gone, a bigger shame Sting wasn't buried with it.


Thursday, October 18, 2007

Wales - it's only words

Here's the collective thoughts on another depressing Welsh football night - even though we won and Cardiff City's Joe Ledley got the winner - in our Euro 2008 stumble campaign from manager and captain.


BBC printed and audio quotes from Bellamy and Toshack
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7050014.stm

BBC match report
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7044147.stm

Wednesday, October 17, 2007

DEVO - WATCH US WORK IT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GyGRZBbxjeY

Originally cut for Dell laptops, there's now an independent video. Great catchy tune and watch out for the flowerpot hats especially on the Yank flag.

D-E-V-O!

EURO 2008: SAN MARINO 1 WALES 2


Euro 2008: SAN MARINO 1 WALES 2

You what?

We only just managed to beat that???

Another international another thoroughly depressing spectacle as Wales somehow managed to only squeeze home by the odd goal against a side with a goal difference of -50 and also allowed the hosts only their 2nd goal of the campaign.

This against a team who earned Captain Craig Bellamy's pre-match respect that, "there are no easy matches in international football but this is one". Welsh football currently languishes in a very dark place and you just cannot see any way out right now.

Playing the smallest football nation in Europe - only the Vatican and Monaco are smaller - and undoubtedly the worse, they've never won a match, Wales did appear stung by Tosh's public slagging of them - plus whatever else he said privately in one to one meetings.

Team selection did a few stories. Freddie Eastwood, loved and lavishly praised by Tosh before the weekend, banished to the bench and Earnie, the little guy who he was sounded out, starting in his place. Sam Ricketts dropped - hoo fecking ray! - but then brought on as a second half sub - you fecking what! True to form, Ricketts gave away a stupid free-kick that produced San Marino's moment of glory. And goalkeeper Danny Coyne - another who shouldn't be starting - was dropped for Lewis Price - someone who should if Hennessey is unavailable.

Wales' 1st half performance was good and pleasing. It is a no-win situation but they passed and moved very well, had over 70% of possession, scored two, had two disallowed, the San Marino keeper was their star making a couple of great stops and City's Joe Ledley was looking superb in all he did.

The goals came on 13 - Earnie meeting Bellamy's through ball with a shot that hit the keepers legs but had the power to roll in - and 35 as Simon Davies and Bellamy combined superbly to open up San Marino on the right, Bellers low ball beat the keeper and Ledley bundled into an open goal from a couple of yards for his first Welsh goal and one that incredibly turned out to be the winner. In between, the keeper made an outstanding stop for Joe, another from Bellamy and got the ball out of his net twice more but for free-kicks with Earnie clearly offside but unlucky with a challenge against the keeper. All the boys were playing well and seemed to be on a mission to make amends.

So I settled down for the 2nd half thinking more of the same please and this should be a 5 goal victory minimum. What followed was abysmal, they stopped playing, they stopped moving, they stopped passing, they took all of the pace out of the game and it was car crash football, just horrible viewing. Once again, it had me flicking channels and I'm a diehard Welsh follower.

All of a sudden Gabbidon was missing tackles, San Marino were getting forward and we were conceding free-kicks. Everyone saw Captain Selva shoot on goal but they were so far out, it was little more than catching practise for Price until the useless Ricketts intervened and gave him one on the edge of the box. Price deceived, 2-1.

Wales were never in danger of conceding again, San Marino's key tactic was 10 behind the ball which became 9 as a centre-half was dismissed for two yellow cards, the latter for a needless handball. However they were inept and impotent. After one way traffic and a barrage of efforts 1st half, all we saw 2nd half was a Bellamy half-chance and a last gasp shot both matched by good saves.

Throughout the painful 2nd period, Welsh fans chants of "we're shit and we know we are", "what the **** is going on?" and "you don't know what you're doing" could be heard as well as the usual supportive chants. Clearly uptight by the result, performance, the Toshack slagging and the tv interview, Bellamy was prickly calling the Welsh fans "vicious" in their chants which he said also took place in the 1st half when things were going well and refused to react to Tosh's words.

Wales fans rarely jeer the team and have had enough reasons too over the years and in this campaign. Think Bellers also knows that had it not been for Tosh's public outbursts, it's unlikely there would have been that reaction. As much as I nod and thoroughly agree with Tosh's comments, I can only see it causing more harm, distrust and fall out. We're too small a nation with too thin a squad to be having this. It got a reaction for 45 minutes, the other 45 was no better at all than the weekend and that itself is means bloody awful. It's clearly am very unhappy camp, why do I get the feeling there's a lot more to come and we haven't heard the last of it by any means? Thoroughly depressing time to be a Welsh football fan but at least for now, it's thoroughly depressing to be an Irish, Scottish or English fan too! Nobody has bragging rights tonight.

THE TUBES PROJECT

One of my favourite bands of all time are The Tubes. Enjoyed various success but still very much performing almost 35 years on, the live shows legendary and they remain an act not to miss as far as I'm concerned (or to check out if you don't have their back-catalogue).

The Tubes are currently in the throes of releasing a chronological movie with the band contributing their memories, photos and videos and the fans doing likewise too all curate by Michael Cotten, one of the founder members.

Some of the footage is now available oo youtube while there is also a Tubes project website. Have a look over your next cuppa.

You Tube website
http://www.youtube.com/thetubesproject

Tubes Project website
http://www.thetubesproject.com/

Tubes official website
http://www.thetubes.com/

Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Bish Bosh, Fighting Tosh

After cancelling all Monday's media sessions and having had nearly 72 hours to reflect on the horribilus events in Cyprus, John Toshack was still in no mood to be reconciliatory and, instead, launched one of the most savage media attacks a manager has tiraded against his own players I can recall.

Part of me smiled, applauded and nodded with every single word of criticism here. At face value, I can't argue with any of it. (See the story links at foot of this article). Part of me cringed as you do feel no good can come of a public hounding like this, no matter how worthy and deserved it is.

The problem here for me is that Tosh waited so long to say it and the players took so long to get the wrath.

This qualifying campaign had some of the lowest lows I can recall. The 5-2 home defeat to Slovakia was every bit as bad as Cyprus, the 1-0 loss in Dublin must be a leading contender for the worst international football match of all time, that tepid surrender to Germany in Cardiff lacked everything we need to see as a minimum requirement from a Welsh side, namely, bollocks, passion and heart and now the Cypriot debacle. It's a shocking catalogue.

Toshack has lost many players outside the dressing room long ago, it's going to be hard to imagine he'll now have it with those in it. I think it's gone forever with Koumas anyway, a temperamental sod who you just knew would sulk in that German game and go AWOL after Tosh publicly criticised him before that match.

History tells you that, in the modern game, remarks like these and screwing your players to the media is nearly always the beginning of the end. Call it player power and a lack of motivation.

Tosh is very much old skool, steeped in the Scoular/Shankly mould and as much as I wish it did work, trying to do it their way is almost certainly going to bite you in the arse.

I see nothing but an unhappy ending from this point onwards with Welsh fans the victims. The worry is that the FAW look set to spin this out to its ultimate conclusion for a while to come yet.

When was the last time Welsh football was this depressing? Oh for those halcyon days of Bobby Gould eh?

OK, the last comment was taking the piss but, more than ever right now, you need a dark sense of humour to stay close to the Welsh national side or turn your back on it ... as, shamefully, a few of our pampered pooches have done.




BBC coverage with audio of the inteviews
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7047321.stm


Western Mail coverage
http://tinyurl.com/329b5j
http://tinyurl.com/3d3pen

Monday, October 15, 2007

DR. WHO AFTERMATH AND AFTER EFFECTS

Was I working with Dr Who zombie sidekicks today or was it really my work colleagues?

There were some sights as those who took part in the weekend filming found themselves on site until 4am Sunday and, buzzed with adrenalin, just had not caught up with sleep before coming back to work.

They had tales to tell, all think they'll be on tv, they met the Dr (David Tennant), hsi latest sidekick (Catherine Tate) and Sarah Lancashire (still best known for her role as Racquel, Curly's wife, in Cornonation Street).

The office was converted and unrecognisable but 1st thing Monday, you'd have never known anything had taken place at all.

Still not sure if was worth the effort and money by my work buddies but it made them happy, bless.

Half-time team talks for Toshack next game???

http://www.carling.com/pubfootball/halftime_withholloway/

Can think of many a time Dave Jones needed these as well !!

Saturday, October 13, 2007

MY DESK - as (to be) seen on Dr. Who

No sooner do I get a mention in The Echo than my work desk is filmed as a future star of Dr. Who.

Tonight, Dr. Who are filming scenes and my employer's offices in Newport. The location should be familiar to many as the premises next door to my offices were used for all indoor filming with the tardis and other indoor scenes in the first two series since the return of the programme and the alleyway between the buildings and our offices feartured in the return of the Ctybermen.

In this episode, 30 of my work colleagues played thesmelves as business people in suits but with filiming starting this afternoon at 5pm and continuing up until 4am, the glory has to be more worthwhile than the £100 fee they'll get. There'll be some knackered faces in work on Monday I guess.

I'm In The News (but there is a fundamental issue)

Check who's in The Echo today.
http://tinyurl.com/2k3b2b

But isn't it a serious point that you're welcome in city centre pubs wearing England, Chelsea, Arsenal, Man U shirts but not welcomed if you have a Cardiff City shirt or badge?

Any average fool knows those who wear club shirts are not those who cause trouble anyway but it appears some of our city centre publicans are not even that clever.

EURO 2008 QUALIFIER: CYPRUS 3 WALES 1 jeez!

This was as bad a Wales performance as any I have seen in my life that once again, will ask fundamental questions about the state of our national side.

Once again, problems started beforehand with drop-outs with keeper Wayne Hennessey and midfielder Jason Koumas pulling out in the week before the game. Suspicions amongst fans were inevitable about Koumas who has now pulled out of every away trip for an incredible 2 years whilst last seen inn a red shirt walking down the tunnel in a sulk after being awful and subbed against Germany, only a couple of days after Toshack wrongfully criticised him in public for missing Wales games when he turned up for that game and others had dubious drop-out reasons. Tosh seemed happy on this occasion however but patience of passionate Welsh followers is wearing thin..

The fact some still have pride in the Welsh shirt was exemplified by skipper Craig Bellamy playing less than a week after a groin op whilst James Collins played barely able to speak after dental surgery.

If not exactly a prize, Wales were now chasing the target of a 3rd place finish to help World Cup draw seedings but knew they had to win the back-to-back away trips to Cyprus and San Marino, something well within their grasp had they been moderately competent. They were also after their third successive away victory, a feat last achieved in 1981 and should have been buoyant after that magnificent 5-2 drubbing of Slovakia last month when you felt we were finally getting somewhere. It's now just another false dawn.

To describe Wales as awful against Cyprus would be the understatement of the year. So bad was this one that it has left John Toshack pondering his future in the job and issuing a public apology to the 800 Welsh supporters making themselves heard in the 8,500 crowd in a sparsely populated stadium.

The lack of passion, guts and determination was so stomach-churning that it was probably just as well tv apathy (Sky declined to show it, BBC couldn't televise) meant only hardcore or native tongued fans watched it on S4C complete with Welsh commentary but I bet many gave up before the end. It comes to something when you'd rather watch Strictly Come Dancing that you own national team and it wasn't a difficult choice to make.

Yet it could still have been different as Wales somehow endured a poor opening spell and took the lead against the run of play with a fine James Collins side-foot finish meeting a Bale free-kick at the far post. Collins was struggling with health and fitness and it was no surprise when he limped out of the action but when your replacement is a Peterborough defender, you got problems.

Wales biggest problem was just their wrong approach and attitude. Bellamy apart, and he become anonymous in the final half-hour, nobody performed and few seemed interested. Biggest culprit was Freddie Eastwood who strolled around before being subbed, looked like he wanted to be somewhere else and whose only moment in the game was a yellow card for a late sliding challenge from behind. However even the likes of Ledley, Bale, Simon Davies, Gabbidon and co were all poor, the defending was abysmal.

Wales ironically almost made it 2-0 early 2nd half as Ledley fed Bellamy whose shot was beaten away but that was it. Those first-half let-off where defenders stood still allowing Cypriot strikers free headers or shots was not rectified

It was shocking viewing in need of an 18 certificate as the whole Welsh defence stood motionless at a free-kick allowing the game's outstanding player, Okkas, a free header on the hour. Eight minutes later, they were ahead as a ball to the far post saw Morgan stand still, a Cyrpiot bundled the ball goalwards getting in front of Morgan after standing yards behind and Okkas turned home from 3 yards and the misery was complete when Charlampidis, who spent pre-season with Cardiff City and would be a Bluebird today had Trevor Sinclair not been captured, again turned home a free header from close range after being set up by a free header across the box, again with our defence playing statues.

There were other let-offs and it was so bad that the Cypriots gallingly spent the final 10 minutes showboating and doing party pieces at our expense. I couldn't take anymore and switched over. The Cyrpiots have been strong at home this campaign, they also hammered Eire and drew with Germany, but had Wales bothered to show any application, they should have seen this through. That they didn't leaves Toshack and his players coming under a barrage of disdain and criticism.

Hopes of third are now in tatters and, instead, Wales now find themselves haunted by the prospect of finishing 6th with only San Marino behind us as, with 10 points from 9 games, they now stand 3 points behind Cyprus and Slovakia, 5 behind Eire who fought a goalless draw with the Germans.
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Wales go to San Marino on Wednesday. The San Marinians (or whatever the hell they call themselves) lost 7-0 in Slovakia. They now have 0 points, 1 goal scored and a goal difference of -49 after 10 games.

There are no easy games in international football, they say. San Marino may just get one this week!

Link to BBC report:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7027548.stm

Link to Toshack post-match comments and audio interview:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7036139.stm

EURO 2008 QUALIFIER: CYPRUS 3 WALES 1 jeez!

This was as bad a Wales performance as any I have seen in my life that once again, will ask fundamental questions about the state of our national side.

Once again, problems started beforehand with drop-outs with keeper Wayne Hennessey and midfielder Jason Koumas pulling out in the week before the game. Suspicions amongst fans were inevitable about Koumas who has now pulled out of every away trip for an incredible 2 years whilst last seen inn a red shirt walking down the tunnel in a sulk after being awful and subbed against Germany, only a couple of days after Toshack wrongfully criticised him in public for missing Wales games when he turned up for that game and others had dubious drop-out reasons. Tosh seemed happy on this occasion however but patience of passionate Welsh followers is wearing thin..

The fact some still have pride in the Welsh shirt was exemplified by skipper Craig Bellamy playing less than a week after a groin op whilst James Collins played barely able to speak after dental surgery.

If not exactly a prize, Wales were now chasing the target of a 3rd place finish to help World Cup draw seedings but knew they had to win the back-to-back away trips to Cyprus and San Marino, something well within their grasp had they been moderately competent. They were also after their third successive away victory, a feat last achieved in 1981 and should have been buoyant after that magnificent 5-2 drubbing of Slovakia last month when you felt we were finally getting somewhere. It's now just another false dawn.

To describe Wales as awful against Cyprus would be the understatement of the year. So bad was this one that it has left John Toshack pondering his future in the job and issuing a public apology to the 800 Welsh supporters making themselves heard in the 8,500 crowd in a sparsely populated stadium.

The lack of passion, guts and determination was so stomach-churning that it was probably just as well tv apathy (Sky declined to show it, BBC couldn't televise) meant only hardcore or native tongued fans watched it on S4C complete with Welsh commentary but I bet many gave up before the end. It comes to something when you'd rather watch Strictly Come Dancing that you own national team and it wasn't a difficult choice to make.

Yet it could still have been different as Wales somehow endured a poor opening spell and took the lead against the run of play with a fine James Collins side-foot finish meeting a Bale free-kick at the far post. Collins was struggling with health and fitness and it was no surprise when he limped out of the action but when your replacement is a Peterborough defender, you got problems.

Wales biggest problem was just their wrong approach and attitude. Bellamy apart, and he become anonymous in the final half-hour, nobody performed and few seemed interested. Biggest culprit was Freddie Eastwood who strolled around before being subbed, looked like he wanted to be somewhere else and whose only moment in the game was a yellow card for a late sliding challenge from behind. However even the likes of Ledley, Bale, Simon Davies, Gabbidon and co were all poor, the defending was abysmal.

Wales ironically almost made it 2-0 early 2nd half as Ledley fed Bellamy whose shot was beaten away but that was it. Those first-half let-off where defenders stood still allowing Cypriot strikers free headers or shots was not rectified

It was shocking viewing in need of an 18 certificate as the whole Welsh defence stood motionless at a free-kick allowing the game's outstanding player, Okkas, a free header on the hour. Eight minutes later, they were ahead as a ball to the far post saw Morgan stand still, a Cyrpiot bundled the ball goalwards getting in front of Morgan after standing yards behind and Okkas turned home from 3 yards and the misery was complete when Charlampidis, who spent pre-season with Cardiff City and would be a Bluebird today had Trevor Sinclair not been captured, again turned home a free header from close range after being set up by a free header across the box, again with our defence playing statues.

There were other let-offs and it was so bad that the Cypriots gallingly spent the final 10 minutes showboating and doing party pieces at our expense. I couldn't take anymore and switched over. The Cyrpiots have been strong at home this campaign, they also hammered Eire and drew with Germany, but had Wales bothered to show any application, they should have seen this through. That they didn't leaves Toshack and his players coming under a barrage of disdain and criticism.

Hopes of third are now in tatters and, instead, Wales now find themselves haunted by the prospect of finishing 6th with only San Marino behind us as, with 10 points from 9 games, they now stand 3 points behind Cyprus and Slovakia, 5 behind Eire who fought a goalless draw with the Germans.
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Wales go to San Marino on Wednesday. The San Marinians (or whatever the hell they call themselves) lost 7-0 in Slovakia. They now have 0 points, 1 goal scored and a goal difference of -49 after 10 games.

There are no easy games in international football, they say. San Marino may just get one this week!

Link to BBC report:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7027548.stm

Link to Toshack post-match comments and audio interview:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/7036139.stm

MANCHESTER

With Cardiff City having a weekend off - and, is it turned out, the Welsh football team doing the same as they never showed up in Cyprus at all - time for a break so went to Manchester just for a Friday/Saturday trip and a 1 one nighter.

Stayed there a few times before but mostly with work - how I'll never forget taking the wrong turn leaving Barclays Bank and, somehow, going straight into Granada tv, out by Dev's shop and on Coronation Street! Only then did Security men surround me. Also for a tv show recorded a few years ago for a now defunct satellite channel and last time, for one of the best sporting nights of my life witnessing Joe Calzaghe's defining moment of glory at first hand but this was the first time I got to look around in the day.

However this was my first purely social trip and stayover. Arriva Trains Wales currently offer trips for £10 each way so it's a bargain trip - more so when I won a free pair on their website when booking other tickets for City's recent awayday at Barnsley.

The trip is tortuous though - a slightly upmarket version of the train you'd get from Cardiff to Barry or The Valleys and up through Newport, Cwmbran, Pontypool, Hereford, Shrewsbury, Crewe, Stockport to name just a few stops. Both trips were cold too, middle of autumn and they had air con on full blast, muppets!

Manchester Piccadilly is very central and the city offers 3 completely free bus routes to help you around the city centre on top of normal services and trams. Our hotel was only 5 mins walk away though.

We stayed at Britannia Sachas - just £55 including full English breakfast which worked out cheaper than city centre Travelodges and TravelInns and brilliant location at top of main shopping street literally next door to Debenhams. Its exterior does nerve you at first sight but the fears go as you head indoors. For what it is, this was excellent with a lot of money spent updating it. The receptionist even gave us a free upgrade and we had a big room with split level bed and sitting area. Full facilities including big fridge and also a decent enough - if small - pool, sauna, jacuzzi and steam room too.

I'll spare you the shopping talk although Missus thought Arndale Shopping Centre was good but, as always these days, all the shops in any city centre can be found in every other one. There's rarely anything different to see.

So, nighttime, we headed to Deansgate and The Printworks. The Printworks is Manchester's equivalent of Cardiff's Brewery Quarter except quadruple the size with twice as many bars and restaurants as well as a multiplex and other odds and sods.

Now we had a good bevvy - and I'd had a long work week and long day too - so if you think I look pissed in the pictures, well it's probably because I am. Had a great laugh and time even if, surprisingly, it was relatively quiet everywhere although we left the scene at 11ish when I can imagine it could have got busier.

I wanted to show the missus Manchester's legendary "Curry Mile" which, in Rusholme, is like a mini Las Vegas with every curry house fully decorated. Unfortunately our visit apparently coincided with the passing of Ramadan or some equivalent so it was blocked off to traffic, packed out and best avoided. We went for a posh one in town but I was too pissed to remember much about it except the naan bread was huge and the food was average. Place was called East 2 East.

Next day, a bit more shopping but we headed home early to watch Cyprus v Wales ... wished I hadn't bothered now!

Pics of trip here:

http://tinyurl.com/38xkyh

Tuesday, October 09, 2007

All Hail - Burnley declare NP a bogey ground

Clicky the linky:
http://tinyurl.com/25s3sv

MP3 Hell

Ronan Keating just came on my MP3 shuffle … dirty boy.

Seriously, I have no idea how he got on there but it made me ill and queasy. I felt violated, my MP3 felt contaminated. He’s now in the trash bin of course.

The MP3 made a sterling recovery playing Big Audio Dynamite, Motorhead, Bowie, Smashing Pumpkins and Foo Fighters since but what a shock that was.

Has anything like this ever happened to you, dear readers?

Monday, October 08, 2007

BLUEBIRD PLAYER NEWS

MATT GREEN JOINS THE QUAKERS ON LOAN

Rookie Matt Green has finally got the loan move he needs for some much necessary first team action and experience and move him on from being ... erm ... a little green!

Joining League Two Darlington on an initial one month loan, 19 yr old Green, a surprise £10,0000 January transfer window signing from Newport County, needs experience to force a first team challenge. He is lightning fast but very raw. He scored a couple in reserve games and pre-season but the first team door is firmly shut to him at present and a move and, hopefully, some regular football is vital for his development. Green steps straight into Darlo's squad for the Johnstone Paints Trophy game (you what?) against Leeds United tomorrow. That must be the most minor first team fixture Leeds have had in 50 years!


SINCLAIR ALL CLEAR?

Trevor Sinclair has been absent for the past week after needing a minor knee op following a tackle at Barnsley which caused a piece of knee bone to flake away ... urgh. The op has gone well and Sinclair is expected to be available for City next game at Soton on the 21st after the current international break. .


IT'S TRICKY FOR RICCY

Things are not looking good. Have been out injured or playing injured for almost the whole of 2007 with a persistent groin injury - which seems to be a different type or in a different area of the groin each time - the much-missed midfielder is having more surgery. City and Scimeca have tried several remedies including surgery a couple of times previously but Riccy breaks down as soon as he steps up training or has any kind of competitive football. It's unclear how long this will extend his absence for but you do get the feeling it must be getting close to 'last chance saloon' for the likeable Riccy. Now 32, it's the wrong age to be carrying this type of problem long-term. Let's hope it works out as City would love him back on the pitch.


McPHAIL, YOU'RE SICK

News emerges that Steve McPhail's absence vs Burnley was not an injury but illness. He felt ropey Saturday morning and became ill in the pre-match warm up which forced the shuffle with Joe Ledley pushed into his man of the match centre midfield show. I didn't feel so good myself but I'm sure McPhail's reason was different to my Friday night trawl around town!


MacCLEAN

Injured, like Scimeca, in the first 15 minutes after a 5-1 friendly beating off a strong Wurzels outfit in a friendly last month, As always happens with City, he was initially predicted to be absent until Xmas but may now feature in the squad for City's next outing in a fortnight at Southampton. City have better recovery rates than the NHS, I swear.

Sunday, October 07, 2007

AN INDIAN SUMMER AT BARRY ISLAND


October 7th and Barry Island is busy... ... ... I mean packed.


WHERE THE SANDS ARE GOLDEN

AND THE SEAS ARE BLUE

THAT'S GLORIOUS BARRY ISLAND

(yep, I am taking the piss!)





No parking spaces on the front or around the fairground and the main car park was two thirds full.

The fairground was shut - seeing as it's been open about 10 days all year and has died on its arse - that was no surprise. The prom however was packed, every cafe full and people sitting around everyhwere.

The beach was full of dogs but while that's a typical sight with the calibre of females that are drawn there, this was the four-legged variety as it was the first weekend of the winter when animals weree allowed on the beach. And it was pleasant and warm.

Barry Island is truly awful but when the sun's out and the weather's good, it somehow never quite looks that bad. Even the sea appeared blue ... and had people swimming in it ... nutters!




Full selection can be found here.

http://tinyurl.com/3do46f

Saturday, October 06, 2007

Champtionship: CARDIFF CITY 2 BURNLEY 1


SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 15th
CHAMPIONSHIP - Game 10/46 - at NINIAN PARK

CARDIFF CITY (1) 2 Ledley 36, Parry 56
BURNLEY (0) 1 Akinbiyi 52


FINAL WHISTLE

AND, INCREDIBLY,

CARDIFF CITY

HAVE WON AT HOME

IN THE LEAGUE ...


REALLY, THEY HAVE!!!





What's the best way to overcome a non-winning run on current form and on home ground? Bring Burnley to town as the Lancashire side duly making it the fifth successive season that The Clarets have fallen on Ninian Park soil. Celebrations all round then as City finally held onto a Championship lead - after messing it up 5 time previously - to collect not just their first three point haul since winning at Norwich on Sept 1st but, more incredibly, to win the first Championship win at Ninian Park in 9 attempts and 7 months, that victory ironically also against Norwich.

This was a sCrappy game (the capital C was deliberate) in the only style you come to expect from Steve Cotterill sides - tough, physical and muscle and in the pie-munching, rectangle shaped, seriously unfit David Unsworth, some bulk too! City withstood it all and won it with two quality Welsh-made goals with a superb Joe Ledley header and Paul Parry run and shot, even showing their character to win it again after another defensive lapse saw Burnley briefly back on level terms. Ledley continued his current run of outstanding personal performances even though he forced into central midfield and was either involved in or produced the only real moments of quality City should have more won emphatically despite JFH and Fowler being generally quiet but Burnley's Hungarian keeper Kiraly - as entertaining as ever in Primark-style jog bottoms - made some superb stops.

It's been yet another of those weeks. Two visits to South Yorkshire in 4 days saw Cardiff overwhelm Barnsley and Sheffield United but allowed both to equalise in the final moments, that following the last home game where they did the same with Preston. The Liverpool cup game moved to Halloween Wednesday Night which, incredibly,.meant the weekend Blackpool game was postponed. Lancs police recently switched it to Friday and couldn't revert or cover it on Saturday due to other trivial events in the region that had been known about for months. It was not without irony that The Bluebirds were home to Burnley on the same day a major rugby World Cup quarter-final and other events were in Cardiff

To their immense credit, Peter Ridsdale and the club agreed to reimburse fans with out of pocket non-refundable costs (still waiting to hear if he'll cover my £200 worth of train tickets so here's hoping!). The week however ended on a triumphant note as woefully inadequate goalkeeper Ross Turnbull was recalled to Middlesborough after injury to their back-up keeper. City agreed to have his season loan spell terminated leaving Dave Jones free to bring in another. That is the equivalent of a "Get Out of Jail" free card. Cardiff made all the right noises about how they could have stopped it and that he has a big future ... on the evidence shown here, I can only assume that'll be a big future serving in McDonald's. I bet Jones couldn't believe his luck!

Team-news as Steve McPhail was absent which was a surprise to me as the teams came out. He was in the wars at Sheffield United needing stitches for a head wound but unsure if that was the reason for his absence or it was another injury. McPhail is one of those players you love or hate and central midfield has been misfiring but there were some City fans who believe City's cause was aided by McPhail not being on the pitch. With few options, Joe Ledley - City's best player recently, was pulled inside meaning a start for Peter Whittingham who had a right stinker. Otherwise,Jones resisted the temptation to start with Captain Darren Purse with our defence under the spotlight having conceded those late goals and 12 in 6 games to go with Oakes, McNaughton-Johnson-Loovens-Capaldi, Parry-Rae-Ledley-Whittingham, Fowler-Hasselbaink. Subs were David Forde (back from a month loan at Luton)-Purse-Gunter-Thommo and prospect Aaron Ramsey.

Burnley have started the season well and came to Ninian Park with just one defeat all season. With the league table bunched up, they dropped one place below City, with identical goals for and against, 4:45pm having started the afternoon 7 places ahead of us in 8th. They do have a game in hand on most sides and their away form was good ahead of a trip to Cymru with 2 wins out of 3 (at Colchester and Sheffield Weds).

Steve Cotterill has limited finances and a small squad (the only time that term could be applied to Unsworth) but it has some quality and will always be competitive. They started with a bizarre 4-1-4-1 system featuring Kiraly, Alexander-Carlisle-Caldwell-Jordan, Unsworth, Spicer-Mahon-Blake-Gray, Lafferty.

Unsworth was some sight, a fatter version of Razor Ruddock if that's possible, must have been wearing the mascot's kit for the size fit and presumably playing in front of the back four and behind midfield as he couldn't keep up with either. He was one of three Burnley players replaced at the interval, I guess, to spend the second half cuddled up with an oxygen mask. If he can play for Burnley, so can I.

A decent defence with Britain's Brainiest Alcoholic footballer Clark Carlisle who now looks a dead ringer for Sucre in Prison Break and former Preston stalwart Graham Alexander and some attacking quality with former City loanee Alan Mahon, the dangerous Robbie Blake, Andy Gray (scorer of 7 already) and Kyle Lafferty.

There's an Indian Summer but it was light cloud and mild during the game, the crowd was disappointing at 12,914 but only 250 or so came from Burnley, one taken out in first minute and as befits a town where the main 3 course meal is a packet of crisps, Greggs pasty, and custard slice and where the key pastime is drinking cider and shouting at war memorials, a couple of them stood at the back of the Grange whirling their scarves in the air. Very 1970's.

The least said (or written) about the first half-hour,the better really. Blue shirts struggled to pass to another blue shirt and Burnley were no better. Our legendary duo produced no more than a Fowler shot into the stand and a JFH free-kick in a great position into the visitor's wall. The Bluebirds midfield struggled to adapt, Peter Whittingham had a hopeless half where everything he did went wrong and fluffed one of two outstanding chances in the opening phase. First came when Robbie Fowler was put clear down the right and has JFH free in the box waiting to pounce but Fowler woefully underhit his pass and danger was averted. Whittingham's failure came as .McNaughton advance, cut into the box and played the perfect ball across the face of goal which saw Whittingham play an air shot to a 'can't possibly miss that one' chance with an empty net facing him, he appeared to lack the courage to bundle it home but it underlined his half.

Burnley forced some early corners but City held firm but had more injury trouble as Glenn Loovens limped out after 25 minutes apparently with hamstring problems. Loovens is not having a great time with fitness and Cardiff always look better with him, let's hope it doesn't become a recurring theme. Back came Captain Darren Purse and within 5 minutes, he was the unlikely hero creating the first goal with a cross. His first attempt out wide was blocked but his second was a great delivery and in charged JOE LEDLEY between two defenders to plonk a superb downward header from 12 yards into Kiraly's corner, the keeper helpless. A classic header, Joe's 2nd goal in a week.

Cardiff seemed to settle more with that and Joe was now in a groove, advancing and spotting the opportunity to hit a first time 25 yarder that was screaming for the top corner with Kiraly off his line but the keeper managed to tip over. Burnley won some more corners before the interval but, again, City coped comfortably indeed.

The half-time whistle blew and everyone headed to the bar before having to endure the embarrassing sight of the cutting edge entertainment that is fans trying to kick a ball at a garden shed. Maybe it is just a ploy to get us all to the bar to spend money, I can't think of any other worthy reason for it.

Half-time: CITY 1 BURNLEY 0

Steve Cotterill went for broke by taking the highly unusual step of using all three subs at the restart, taking off Unsworth (which pleased the ground staff), Mahon and Lafferty, introducing Ade Akinbiyi, Wade Elliott and one-time City target Chris McCann and implementing the more traditional 4-4-2 method.

That instinctively felt more threatening but it was City who showed first as Paul Parry got up from one poor challenge with advantage waved, cut inside and had Kiraly at full stretch to punch away. Moments later he was in action again, doing well to hold Joe Ledley's 30 yarder then disaster as City got in a mess and were pegged back. There was no great threat as Burnley attacked down the left but McNaughton was beaten and Jordan's cross was missed by Elliott in front of goal but not by AKINBIYI at the far post who directed a neat header back across the flailing Oakes..

Two Burnley players lined up for headers in front of goal and no Cardiff defender near them, no wonder Dave Jones was going ballistic in the City dugout. He was perhaps more animated with the ref get sent to the stands at Barnsley last week but I've never seen him more animated with his team than at that moment.

The pressure was on City and, truth be told, there was an air of resigned "we're going to cock it up again" atmosphere in the stands but credit City for having different ideas as they regained the lead within 4 minutes and with a cracker. It was solo PAUL PARRY in a near identical run and shot to his earlier save but this time, he cut across tow men and unleashed an unstoppable 20 yard volley into the opposite bottom corner.

Having surrendered the lead the last 6 times they had it in league games, City knew they had to close it out that's exactly what they did. It was winning ugly but Cardiff were rarely in danger and looked strong and resolute when attacked. Purse was leading by example, Oakes was decisive in all he did and City looked stronger for it.

When Cardiff pushed forward, either Kiraly saves or, more often than not, Burnley's brutal approach got in the way. Joe Ledley was scythed a couple of times, they were head injuries and some annoyance at the ref for not being firmer although I thought he was excellent overall. However it was ironic that when Caldwell become the first player booked, it was with one of the lesser challenges of the game and it was the same for Spicer although, in his case, he probably got booked on a totting up process for taking his foul challenges into double figures. Joe Ledley was buzzing and everywhere, holding central midfield, charging up the wing, supporting play on the left and right and going on lung-bursting runs into the penalty box while being hacked down and coming back for more. Some of his forward passes were brilliant but Robbie and JFH looked a little jaded and couldn't take advantage ... as someone commented by me, they were the perfect passes for Chopra.

Elliott had one dangerous mazy run which, thankfully, wasn't matched by his finishing, Robbie Fowler went off 25 minutes early for Thommo and Parry, on another great run, twisted and turned a defender inside out before Kiraly was excellent in blocking his rising drive. Kiraly was at it again, doing very well indeed to not just block but hold onto a rasping JFH free-kick with true venom and now it was down to whether City could hold out in those final few minutes.

That they did so - despite 4 added minutes too - is probably due to lessons learned by manager and players. The players took every opportunity to slow or kill the game, taking the ball to corners, playing higher upfield and working to keep the ball in the Burnley half. Dave Jones also removed JFH for the last 5 and brought on Aaron Ramsey going 4-5-1. Ramsey had the youngest head but also showed a football brain to win a couple of challenges and clearances, one of them giving City fans kittens as he ran back towards goal but it was only to make space to turn and launch the ball to the Bob Bank. And the fans played their part too as a Joe Ledley shot fond the Grange End and the fans decided to play basketball in there with it. It eventually went back when a replacement ball turned up.

Final whistle and you would have thought we had a major cup victory but such is the joy of relief. Ten games into the season is usually a time when some managers declare they can be judged. Cardiff are exactly in mid-table, exactly where they have been for 3 seasons Can they go higher? It's certainly not a strong division and I've yet to see an outstanding side and despite City's inadequacies, I've yet to see anyone better than us at all either. Take away those late equalisers in the previous three games and missed penalties in the first two home games and we'd be well clear in 2nd.

And there lies the key. City are now finding the net with regularity (17 in the last 8 games) and goals are being shared around the team too (8 different scorers) but they remain powerless to prevent them at the other end and keep clean sheets. One clean sheet so far is just not good enough and unless that improves, we're always be looking up and wondering. However, sort it out, then maybe ... just maybe ... anything is possible.



GAME COST: Tickets: £37.50Programmes: £3 Travel: £4 Food/Drink/Misc: £15Total: £59.50 SEASON COSTS: £846

Thursday, October 04, 2007

Modern Kairdiff Arts Centres, my former hunting grounds

Chapter, "one of the leasing arts centres in Europe" has been awarded £1.75M lottery grant and will get a £3.8M makeover and modernisation.

Echo report here:
http://tinyurl.com/2deksk


Good news indeed for the arty farties but, to me, it will always be my adventure playground. Derelict old school with gyms and classrooms, brilliant for exploration and we loved it.

But there was one other place we loved more and that too is now an arts centre - Llanover Hall in Romilly Road, Canton. You see, I lived next door to it most of my life - and all my life spent in Cardiff. My parents lived next to it for almost 50 years until last year.

As a kid, the former school was derelict and abandoned and many an afternoon was spent by my brother and myself in the old gym, many an evening jumping off the air raid shelters (kid you not) where the car park now is that adjoined our house and, where we felt daring, there were those times when we dared go around the back in the coal bunker. And boys will be boys - what a great place for letting off railway detonators that we used to nick - well, until the law cautioned us anyway!

The first we knew it was becoming an arts centre was when a caretaker - Ted from Carmarthen Road - appeared on site. One of his first jobs was repairing the smashed windows mostly caused by my wayward shots dreaming I was the next Gil Reece or Tony Evans! Then a bloke called Jack built a castle on the waste ground that later became the car park .and we helped him do it - alright it was a 12 foot high incomplete turret with three walkway entrances. He spent 2 years of his life doing that, art eh?

Suppose it's great to see progress but for me, it can never be what it was..

Tuesday, October 02, 2007

Championship: Sheffield United 3 Cardiff City 3 (we eff it up again!)

Cardiff City are now safely on course fro charitable status and gifting outplayed opponents a point while losing two themselves for the 3rd successive match. This time, The Bluebirds conspired to throw away a hard-earned and classy 3-1 lead at Sheffield United's Brammall Lane.

Coming directly on top on conceding a 90th minute equaliser to Preston at home and allowing outclassed Barnsley a 85th minute equaliser just last weekend, it is both soul-destroying and ridiculous.

City were battered for half-hour at United, captain Steve McPhail needing stitches after one collison and he was off the pitch as James Beattie opened the scoring, the Championship's top scorer netting his 8th of the season already. Another simple header from a set-piece, another lesson we are not learning.

However back came Cardiff to storm into a 3-1 lead. Joe Ledley with a flying volley equalised on 31 minutes, Cardiff's first attack of the game and they led at half-time with a Robbie Fowler penalty after Roger Johnson was tagged in the box. The 2nd period saw Cardiff rampant and dominant, Gavin Rae made it 3-1, Fowler and JFH were ripping open the Blades but City conspired to miss several great openings that would have put the game completely out of reach.

When left back Chris Armstrong made it 3-2 with 5 to go with a speculative effort, after failiing to be closed down, it should have been no more than a consolation but, in the three minutes of added time, Blades captain and centre-half Chris Morgan headed home ... you guessed it ... a corner kick!

City's defensive play is criminal, it's just 1 clean sheet out of 9 this season and, at Sheffield United, there's a strong argument that Andy Oakes, the current custodian, has a hint of lame in all three home goals. He's shown that he's more competent than Turnbull - that wasn't difficult to do! - but I fear he's another nowhere near as good as what we had and certainly short of what we need.

Our defence were arguably our string point last season but with 13 goals conceded in 9 games and just 1 clean sheet and an inability to hold onto a lead, they are now under severe examination. We didn't keep enough clean sheets last season but even City's 13 clean sheets in 46 games last season (all with Neil Alexander as David Forde didn't keep any in his 7 games) looks a long way off being replicated.

The Bluebirds now stand in 15th place after 9 games, those dropped 6 points have cost them the opportunity to be in 4th. So gutted and infuriated by this.

City's speed date in Liverpool

City's Carling Cup tie at Anfield is now officially confirmed for Tuesday October 30th with a 7:45pm kick-off.

It will be Cardiff's first visit to the red half of Liverpool for almost 50 years since an infamous 4-0 win the the old Division Two in December 1959 - a match that is in history as the legendary Bill Shankly's first ever game in charge of Liverpool.

How our paths have differed since that time eh?

Ledley's Most Valuable Autograph

It's dragged along quietly for a long time but Joe Ledley and Cardiff City have finally agreed a new contract that has been signed. The Fairwater kid who at 20 is a first team fixture with over 130 appearances in in prime form at present has finally put pen to a new 2 year deal. Not before time too.

All we need is a team of Joe Ledley's ...

Sunday, September 16, 2007

The "luxurious" ice rink
overshadowed by the new swim complex
For longer than I care to remember, there's been talk of an International Sports Village appearing at Cardiff Bay. Once upon a time, it was even mooted as the future home of Cardiff City - thankfully, that passed.

The plans and facilities have been dramatically scaled down and the only signs of activity over the past year or two had been a Morrision's Supermarket, a Toys'r'Us and a Harvester restaurant ... very international and sporting.
Is it Woolie's Warehouse?
No, it's the ice rink
However, this year saw the arrival on an ice rink, hopefully temporary. With an essentially wooden structure, covered by industrial UPVS sheets and everything plastic inside, it is as cheap as chips as these things get. Talk is, however, the ice rink will move back to the city centre ... and away from the sports village.

Arise new swimming pool ... awaited since 1998!



However, a far more impressive sight emerging - at last! - is a new 50M metre pool and modern swimming/leisure complex. Not before time as it's now 9 years since our council cocked up big time and lost us a key facility in the city with Swansea then being awarded a national pool. A replacement has been far too long in the making but, from its outside, it looks as if Cardiff will finally have a state-of-the-art venue.

Saturday, September 15, 2007

CARDIFF HAVE A POINT (just!) AT PLYMOUTH


SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 15th

CHAMPIONSHIP - Game 5/46 - at HOME PARK


PLYMOUTH ARGYLE (1) 2
Ebanks-Blake 30, 60


CARDIFF CITY (0) 2
Rae 71, Thompson 87

Cardiff fought back from a self-inflicted 2-0 deficit on the hour to incredibly grab a late point and Plymouth with goals from unlikely heroes in Gavin Rae and Scotland's no 9, the man from nowhere, Steven Thompson who nobody even knew was involved until today to grab a draw at pasty loving Plymouth and mean City are still unbeaten and have taken all their points so far this season on the road. After throwing away a 3-0 lead late on at Home Park last season, it felt almost fitting to take revenge in similar style this term.

Five weeks into the new season, just 4 Championship games played and then a fortnight's break - it almost felt as if the season was starting again. So, after no City games for 14 days, this was the first of 5 in 15 days and we're live on Sky this and next weekend. The fixture list is difficult at times.

To accommodate the whims of Sky, this was a game starting at the odd time 5:20pm. I guess it meant an easy journey. For the first time this season, I gave a City game a miss. With all the hassle you get off Devon plod, the insistence on membership cards and the general hassle you get everytime in Plymouth, Sky was a blessing. So, instead of a 310 mile journey down the M5, I had a haircut, went for a stroll around Cosmeston, popped into work (anything to avoid watching rugby!) and settled down for my shortest trip of the season - that 18 inch stretch for the remote control followed by a 24 inch reach to grab the first tinnie and a sandwich (prawn of course!).

Not that a fortnight's break seemed to have done City much good. Joe Ledley had only sufficiently recovered from a dead leg with Wales in Slovakia to be a City sub and miss his first Championship start for 92 games (a Sky stat!), Steve MacLean was out for three months with an injury in a reserve game, Ricky Scimeca is absent for longer still with an injury in the same game, Robbie Fowler was on the bench with a back problem, two of our three centre-halves - Loovens and Purse - were absent and Dave Jones and City had done nothing to bring in any loans during the break.

So "our bigger better squad with 2 players in every position" - that's Dave Jones saying that, not me, set off to sunny Devon on a glorious mid-September day with temperatures in the 70's needing several rolls of paper to cover our cracks. To compensate all that - sorry, I should really say that because of all that - there were shock returns for Kevin McNaughton (looking splendidly grey-haired on telly) who wasn’t expected back for a couple more weeks but came straight in as an emergency centre-half and a bigger shock again seeing Thommo on the sub’s bench as he wasn’t expected back before Xmas.

It meant City went with Turnbull, Gunter-Johnson-McNaughton-Capaldi, Sinclair-Rae-McPhail-Whittingham, Hasselbaink-Parry, Subs were Oakes, Fowler, Thommo, Blake and Ledley. Plymouth are your archetypal mid-table side and have started the season in that vein with a win, a loss and 2 draws, those draws in both their previous home games so today made it a hat-trick for them, lovely.

The opening phase of the game was Plymouth pressure but scrappy with little flow or quality on show and it really didn't get any better all half. The start was almost exclusively in Cardiff’s half with some deep defending but it was 8 minutes before the game’s first shot, Norris blazing well over from a difficult angle. City, playing in black but for no apparent reason, had their first attacking a couple of minutes later as Sinclair won the game’s first corner but it came to nought.

City had a better chance shortly after Parry got behind the defence but, in teeing up JFH, City couldn't get a shot away. The atmosphere sounded good, Tony Capaldi getting boos and abuse any time he touched the ball visiting his previous club but City fans responded by chanting out his name which got a God Save The Queen anthem in response - yuck! It didn't change all game.

With the game getting no better past the mid-point of the half, it remained hustle and bustle but draw as real entertainment. Neither side were able to put more than two passes together and continually finding opposition players, Cardiff had no tempo and unable to move out of their gear, not helped by umpteen offsides going forward, I knew I could safely go to the bog - one with The Echo inside - far more civilised than Ninian Park but City were starting to show some more threat as a Sinclair cross went unchallenged across the face of goal, McPhail fired a rising drive wide and Gunter scuffed an effort straight at McCormack, the first on target from distance by either side and nothing to get excited about.

On the half-hour, disaster for City just as I cracked open another tinnie and sent a text to a mate saying, “it’s not good but I think we’ll do’em” - premature etextulation! Another soft goal from Plymouth’s tactic of bombarding crosses to the City box. By hook or by crook, Cardiff had been clearing but a poor header out under pressure dropped in the box, the dangerous EBANKS-BLAKE probably couldn't believe how easy it was as he chested down, was able to take a stride or two forward unchallenged deep in the box and place home high past Turnbull, Poor defending. Who was supposed to have been marking their main man? Replays suggested McNaughton but coming back from a lay-off and playing out of position, mistakes were inevitable to some extent.

City had a chance 9 minutes before the break with a 20 yard free-kick in the centre of goal, JFH and his Power Boots lined it up but he opted for curl and direction, the only thing rattled was the plastic seats hit high in the stand behind. Five minutes later, Plymouth had a free-kick in an identical position which hit higher and wider into the opposite stand summing up what was a half of crap to be honest. So poor that all bar watching City and Argyle fans were probably turning over and watching You’ve Been Framed or re-runs of any old rubbish on UK Gold, anything had to better than this.

It was the usual story with Cardiff - quite a bit of possession and threat but nothing at all to show for it at one end and letting themselves down at the other as Argyle led with the only meaningful shot on goal by either side - enough said. At least I could pop to the garden for a bit more sun, there;'s a lot to be said for armchair supporting sometimes!


Half-time: PLYMOUTH 1 CARDIFF 0


CITY started the second half with more intent but were soon looking sloppy again and a mess at the back, Plymouth’s first ball into the box saw another inadequate header and Cardiff players not reacting and Timor only just being denied with a blocked shot when he was 3rd or 4th favourite, at least, to get there. Back came City with, at last, a shot in earnest as a chance fell to Whittingham but on the right, his decent drive was blocked by McCormick .

Moments later, City broke with purpose but Parry’s ball to Whittingham in space was miscontrolled. If I ever doubted staying at home and not going to Plymouth, those doubts were further removed (at first anyway!) as Ebanks-Blake got his second and Plymouth doubled their lead.

Three minutes before the hour, a superb home move starting deep in their home half swept forward but Hayles’ header after a 6 man move was straight at Turnbull but seconds later, they broke forward again with City’s defence standing off, BUZACKY shot unchallenged, Turnbull did well to get down and block but EBANKS-BLAKE swept home the rebound, yet again, with no challenge. Not getting a loan centre-half was now hurting and costing City.

The hour saw me starting to get ready to go out and Robbie Fowler come on for Whittingham to join JFH with Parry going wide. A half chance arrived as Johnson crossed, the keeper flapped but atoned by charging out to block Parry for another unproductive corner kick.

A couple of minutes later and our legendary hitmen looked as lethal as a goldfish as a mix up in the Pilgrims defence presented the ball to Fowler in the box but he failed to be alert enough to take the ball past or around the keeper then with the ball loose and the goal open, Hasselbaink swept wide of an inviting net. Gavin Rae’s effort was so high and long that I stood outside my back door in Barry waiting to catch it.

From nowhere, with Cardiff pushing on but looking desperate, a lifeline and goal, a good one too. Sinclair, switching sides with Parry, pushed the ball to JFH, he turned and played the ball across the box, Fowler skipped, Parry hit a superb low drive which was blocked by McCormick but GAVIN RAE was on hand to prod into the unguarded net from three yards for his first Bluebirds goal and second goal of any sort in three and a half years.

Cardiff were now pouring forward for the equaliser and taking chances, Hasslebaink‘s acrobatic thump was blocked, Fowler trying all sorts of flicks but few any good and a series of crosses but, compared to the home side, of much poorer quality. Ebanks-Blake was just denied by McNaughton as Plymouth got away on a rare break. City came within a whisker of equalising with 7 minutes to go as the next generation Sky Masters combined as Sinclair fed JFH, his turn and cross in the box beat the keeper but glanced off Fowler’s head,

For the final six minutes and final onslaught, on came Thommo as a third striker. Back with his beard, looking like someone out of Lost but infamous for his lack of goals, he must love Plymouth as he netted home and away against them last season and was back for more. Within moments of his introduction, he turned and shot on the edge of the box but straight as McCormack but next attack, incredibly, he levelled the game and sent my can flying into space ... well until it came back down on me head anyway! A ball from the left broke right, was played back to McNaughton, he swept it back to the box, McPhail flicked and THOMMO the PREDATOR was there at the back post to squeeze home between keeper and his post, a quality finish.

For a moment, I thought I was dreaming. There were three minutes left, with four added, and the momentum's was City's, Dave Jones even went for it throwing on Joe Ledley for Gunter but it was the Pasty Biters who almost stole it with their own sub, Chadwick, firing just over. A point was acceptable at the start of the day and more acceptable given how the game panned out but you can't help feeling it was two lost overall as the looked the better and stringer team but were awful at the back and really started too slowly ... although not as slow as Devon's police getting City fans out of the ground, they could still be seen there long after final whistle on Sky.

However, even they were happy and had bragging rights overt the home fans so even they wouldn't have minded too much. Unfortunately for Sky viewers, Cardiff City are back on there next Saturday. It has to be better than this but I doubt they'll be in a hurry to find out.

GAME COST:
Ticket: FREE
Programmes: None on sale outside my front door
Travel: Free again!
Food/Drink/Misc: £12
Total: £12 - £50 to £70 cheaper than a normal City awayday but not the same experience

SEASON COSTS:
£580.50

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

EURO 2008 SHOCK: SLOVAKIA 2 WALES 5 (FIVE!)

Ain't it sod's law?

The current stresses of the finance market - no I won't bore you with it - made me shelve plans to be in Bratislava tonight and after last Saturday's feeble showing vs Germany, I felt quite relieved ... although gutted to miss a night or two on the lash n Slovakia.

However I didn't count on work now being so crazy that I would be stuck at work unable to see or listen to the game too. I can't even remember the last time I've not followed a Wales international in some shape or form.

So I jump in my car just after 7 to hear Rob Phillips on Radio Wales creaming as The Mighty Red Dragons had taken a 4-2 lead and, 5 minutes and a couple of minutes later, the icing on the cake as the boys sealed the night with a 5th too! You bloody what!!!??? This, to a team, we lost 5-1 in Cardiff too a few months ago.

So sorry if I can't give my own thoughts as I missed it all ... maybe I should do it more often .. but I'll certainly celebrate it and be thinking of the boys out there - almost 700 apparently who will come back with 700 stories each of their exploits that I'll be gutted to have missed!

Qualification is long gone and has never even been something to consider for a single mment after the first ball of the qualification games was kicked but the boys, amazingly, could yet finish third in the group which may, just may, give us a better chance of a kinder draw for World Cup 2010.

I know, I know, dreams are all we ever have.


But congrats tonight to Toshack, Bellamy and the bioys - they've taken some stick and deservedly too so you have to congratulate them when they do the business. This is a stunning result.


Link to BBC report plus Toshack & Bellamy audio interviews.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/internationals/6985879.stm

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Roberta Savage at it again

Trailer Trash Robbie Savage
..... or is it Britney?
I can't tell'em apart, honest!

The limited footballer (but didn't we miss his no nonsense biting against the Germans!) and motormouth that is Robbie Savage is back for an attack. Some things are so predicatable!

A couple of (half) decent results and he has nothing to say, the first reverse and he's back to have a pop at Toshack and Wales. The truth of the matter is that some of his points are valid but it will be lost on Wales followers as is their respect for Robbie

"I speak as a Wales fan" Savage apparently told (Un)Real Radio this evening - it's a curious sort of fan who turns his back on his country and never bothers watching them me thinks.

The biggest irony of all is Savage's quote about more chance of him "flying to the moon". For the man whose limited vocabulary has seen him "over the moon" for a decade, you think he's aim his sights higher and be going for Mars or, more fittingly, Uranus by now!



Link to Savage being Savage
http://www.sportinglife.com/football/international/wales/news/story_get.dor?

SUPERBAD (not that bad at all)

Went to a preview tonight of a new film, Superbad, due to be released in UK in a couple of weeks brought to the screens by the same production team behind "40 year old virgin" and "Knocked Up" amongst other recent comedy movies.

The film sets itself up with a title like Superbad and the legend, "the most fall about laughs in a movie" but in truth, it's neither.

It did have a few funny moments, maybe helped with a full audience, not sure many would have laughed at all in a smaller crowd. It also went on for 2 hours, at least 30 minutes longer than necessary and, boy, did it drag in places.

The plot we've seen 1,001 games - American college boys trying to lose their virginity, get the best girls but it's done with a twist as this is about 3 geeks and loners who keep pretty much to themselves. With some fine acting moments away from the mirth, it was part gentle, part humourous and a decent interlude for those young at heart and open-minded with their humour that, I'm sure, brings back some memories of our own fumbling first love attempts ... and attempts at buying booze ... and drawing pictures of penises (whadya mean "I didn't do that!". For my generation, it's not as funny as Porky's or Animal House but it's certainly far better than most recent lame attempts at this genre.



Official site:
http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/superbad

American critics site:
http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/m/superbad/







Monday, September 10, 2007

Koumas Quel Surpris!

After a lead to the Germany game where John Toshack publicly ridiculed Koumas' reasons for dropping out of Welsh squads with "we always look forward to the different reasons he gives us each time" JK playg piss poor against Germany and walking off straight down the tunnel wehn he was subbed, there's a shock to learn he's injured, hasn't gone to Slovakia and gone home instead.

Yeah, right!


Link to story:
http://ukpress.google.com/article/ALeqM5jQ9N5UHSKejETmgm8s6haSfuLjjg

Saturday, September 08, 2007

MORE WAILS! Wales 0 Germany 2

An unbelievably boring and uninspiring night for Welsh fans as Germany won 2-0 at a canter, treating the game almost as if it were a training session. Without question, Germany are one of the very best nations in the world and should be expected to beat Wales perhaps as often as 9 times out of 10 but you also expect our boys in red to create a few scares, show their passion and go down fighting. I came away feeling none of those at all. This was piss poor, not even worth trying to defend it.

If Mark Hughes was the manager and Toshack, our current manager, was still a tv pundit, then Tosh himself would be the first in line to slaughter this performance. He knows it too. We know a few stars choose not to be involved and Wales were further rocked as Craig Bellamy was forced to drop out before kick-off (due to his daughter being ill in hospital) but Germany had several key absentees too and how can anyone even begin to defend Tosh's bland and negative 5-4-1 tactic which often saw us overrun in midfield and left Freddie Eastwood condemned to being a spectator.

Most criminally and depressingly, the outstanding German #7, Bastian Schweinsteiger, was allowed to boss the entire game from start to finish. Welsh fans could appreciate he is an outstanding talent as well as many of his team-mates but can rarely recall one man influencing an entire match to that extent, but what an easy game it is when nobody challenges you, closes you down, lets you know they're on your case and puts themselves about. Cardiff City's Steve McPhail must have looked at that and cursed. He often looks highly impressive for Cardiff but it's always a matter of time before he's closed down or the victim of roughhouse challenges. Some of the Welsh fans were closer to Schweinsteiger than Welsh players!

As for as tonight goes, there's few Welsh positives - only those in despair will find any worthy ones - and plenty of negatives. Jens Lehmann was another who must have had one of the easiest nights of his career, any of us could have kept a clean sheet for Germany. He had one very simple late stop from a speculative Ricketts shot late on straight at him.

Tosh finally woke up to 4-4-2 second half as Earnie came on and tried his hardest but there was no spark between Eastwood and himself but the game was killed altogether on the hour as Miroslav Klose got his second at corner to go with his just as simple opener on 5 minutes. The sight of Jason Koumas, who had a poor game but so did the rest, departing for an early substitution marching straight down the tunnel probably spoke volumes about the morale and passion with our national team, at present.

Only 25,000 bother to support Wales playing world class opposition on a perfect day. After this evidence, we'll do very well to even see that sort of crowd again in the foreseeable future.


BBC match report appears here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_of_wales/6975038.stm

Tosh's reaction is here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/league_of_wales/6984854.stm

My photos appear here:
http://tinyurl.com/26ytqe

Friday, September 07, 2007

CARDIFF ANNOUNCE 100th STADIUM DELAY, QUEEN SENDS TELEGRAM

It's been rumoured for a while but now comes confirmation that Cardiff's new stadium - that was due for January 2009 - won't now happen until the start of the following season in July/August.

A delay is always a setback but this one seems more tolerable than most as the physical work at Leckwith is well underway and already substantial with the new athletics track and facilities, if no stands yet, in place and major work taking place preparing land and roads at Leckwith. Also, to many fans, it seems preferable to move to a new ground to start a season not halfway through one.

Wonder how long it will be before the next delay is announced?



Link to BBC Story:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/6983963.stm

Thursday, September 06, 2007

CARDIFF CITY CASUALTIES ON EMERGENCY WARD 10!

Somehow, you knew Dave Jones preaching how Cardiff had a "bigger, better squad" was not just pushing reality a tad but was always likely to smack him back.

Not yet 1 month into the season and City have not only an injury crisis but few options in key positions.

DEFENCE
At left back, Tony Capaldi appears to be making progress from an injury which has forced him out of current Northern Ireland squads but City are struggling for cover if he is unavailable next week. On the right, Chris Gunter has been out of sorts covering for Kevin McNaughton and found himself hauled off at Norwich to be replaced by midfielder Darcy Blake.

At centre-half, Darren Pure is absent injured having had an operation and news is awaited on whether Roger Johnson could be absent too after a knock at Carrow Road. There are no other recognised first team sqaud centre-halves at the club.

MIDFIELD
A huge blow as Riccy Scimeca limped out of a reserve friendly comeback game against The Wurzels on Tuesday, straight back to the operating table, and out for another few weeks. This is now the 3rd(?) breakdown Scimeca has had with the same problem. Is it time to start worrying about his future altogether? Let'as hope not but playing a handful of games through the pain barrier in March remains Scimeca's only meaningful action in almost 7 months. It leaves Gavin Rae and Steve McPhail and the only specialist central midfielders with just kids to cover them.

STRIKERS
Steve MacLean, like Scimeca, hobbled out of the home 5-1 reserve crushing against a more experienced Tractor Driving team in the first 15 months before with a more severe injury, ankle ligaments. He is expected to be absent until December which leaves Dave Jones with no reserve strikers either available or he would like to use. Thommo, still officially transfer listed, is another month away, Feeney is at The Jacks (and should stay there!) whilst Byrne and Green are players he wants away, permanently or on loan at present.


DJ has hinted that he will have to find emergency loan players but, unless he does that, our back up strength is as bare as ever.

Wednesday, September 05, 2007

NO GINGER LINGER

Me? Back to Cardiff???

You're 'aving a laugh!









The following message is in ginger-vision, I thank you.


From last Saturday’s “100% done deal and this comes from the club” rumours being speead by excitable “In The Knows” to other City fans at Norwich comes confirmation today that 100% no way will Ginge aka James Collins be coming on loan and back to Cardiff.

City have problems at centre half with Darren Purse recovering from an ankle op, Roger Johnson awaiting scan results on an injury sustained at Norwich, Glenn Loovens passing fitness tests before each of the last two Championship games and no other centre half on the books so it’s only right they must get cover and Ginge would be superb.

However, whilst not in the current West Ham line-up following a summer of huge spending that has seen him pop down the order for now, Ginge is still higher rated by the Fruit Throwing Hammers, recently had a contract extension until 2011 and wants to fight for his place in the Premiership at the club rather than be away and not under consideration at all. An understandable choice but a brace one too when he may see himself totally frozen out of first team football for some time to come.

Meantime, Cardiff find themselves stuck with a few players they’d rather not have around and who seem unlikely to play for them anytime soon such as Matt Green (a prospect but needs a loan to help him get games), Jason Byrne (not a prospect at all with Cardiff) and Kevin Cooper (our 5th or 6th choice wideman) amongst others. It is believed that being unable to move some players out has prevented arrivals.

Sunday, September 02, 2007

Warwick Castle

Spent the day at Warwick Castle, "Britain's best medieval experience" according to the blurb ... they've obviously not been to Chesterfield or Swansea then!

Owned by the people who bring you Alton Towers, Chessington World of Adventures, Madame Tussauds and Thorpe Park, I feared it could be an experience at its tacky worst but was pleasantly surprised.

The castle well preserved and restored with plenty of places to visit, the events entirely in keeping with its surroundings including hawking, jousting, launching a Trebauchet (the catapult-like device they used to launch missiles at castles), longbows and more. Certainly very different to most family days out but very rewarding for it and great to do something different.

Pics below:
http://tinyurl.com/2asqwc

Saturday, September 01, 2007

SWAN-SEA FEE-NEY


Cardiff City’s Warren Feeney has joined the Jacks on loan until January – the only player move in and out of Ninian Park in the final week of the transfer window which is now shut until January. Only emergency loans and transfers can now be authorized.


Feeney has also been a dubious signing for The Bluebirds. He was hardly a regular and certainly failed to score for now relegated Luton in the Championship so eyebrows were raised were Dave Jones not only paid £75k for the player but also handed him a 3 yr contract. Those suspicions that it was bad business were, I’m afraid, only heightened and confirmed by his appearances in a City shirt. Not really deemed good enough to get much action for Cardiff, wholly unspectacular when he did get It, his work-rate and enthusiasm alone but not make up for the impression that he was simply not good enough to help City, the final nails in his coffin seemed to be confirmed with the arrival into the team of Robbie Folwer and JFH leaving him with an even more limited future at best.

His choice of club was a surprise, he turned down offers to go elsewhere, but his young family are settled in the area and his grandfather played for The Jacks and you can only wish him well but it’s a move that has a definite “out of the frying pan, into the volcano” feel about it. For now, the joke that the extent of his effectiveness has been proven as it enabled then to call off a game this week against Cheltenham as he became their third international player needs to be won over for the player’s own good and Cardiff’s too. After all, if that loan doesn’t work out, we get him back!