Canton Chinese Porn - My Part in it Downfall ? ? ?

Had a nervous chuckle reading tonight's Echo including a story about a Chinese immigrant from Severn Road in Canton convicted for peddling porn (literally pedaling as he was caught on his bike!) and here's why.

Towards the end of last season, a few of us - believe it included Rahel, Hicksie, Eric The Half a Bee, Mike Morris - were drowning our sorrows early one Saturday evening after another abject Cardiff City home performance when a Chinese lady walked in clutching a carrier bag packed with counterfeit DVD's and approached us while her partner watched the doors. She came to me as I was near the door and show me her wares - all action and family movies.

"That's no good to me or any of my friends", I announce (courage soaring thanks to Brains Dark), "we're all into porn and the filthier the better". We all have a laugh and she goes on her way.

Psst, you wan wicky takeaway tonight?

Cut to the net home game and it's a similar scene - yep, City were crap again! - when in walks the Chinese lady, again with her mate keeping guard, making a beeline for me with her Tesco carrier bag and, bugger me, this time it's bulging with top notch porn of all varieties and some excellent graphic covers!!

Don't think she realised I was pulling her leg (and the missus had joined us so I couldn't buy any regardless!) but she did manage to sell a couple around the pub. If I inadvertently gave them the idea, I'm sorry!

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